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pirate flagpirate flagTreasure Island
The True Story
A tale of village nautical folk

Doddington Pantomime 6th 7th & 8th December 2002

Adaption of Robert Louis Stevensons book Treasure Island by Alistair Clinton,except with cannibal Indians and a cheese loving Ben Gunn, Oh yes and no treasure just, "Its chocolate you wally".

Treasure IslandARTICLES OF PANTO (From the Programme)

Shiver me timbers and pipe me truss. You 'ere land lubbers have been press ganged into His Majesty's vessel of old jokes 'The Doddington Panto' Gawd bless her and all who sail in her. You're all press-ganged for the duration of hostilities, about 2 hours of suffering & scurvy.Any attempts at desertion will result in flogging with the 'Cat O' one tails'. (We looked everywhere for a cat with nine tails but couldn't find one anywhere). Our cat for tonight is a ginger tom called 'fluffykins'.Welcome aboard shipmates we set sail for the new world with treasure galore


ARTICLES

1. Failure to obey a senior officer (ushers) will result in being forced to watch a 2nd performance - no parole.

2. Not booing in the face of the enemy (the pirates) is punishable by being strung up by the bell-bottoms

3. Not laughing at jokes (no matter how bad) is a capital offence, Punishable by death by 'A'ddock a la Hawkins. (Gruesome)

4. Not joining in 'Oh yes it is' and 'Oh no it isnt's' is contrary to Admiralty regulations and the penalty is bottom scraped of     barnacles & treated for wood worm.

5. Members of the crew not joining in sing -a-long songs will have their main mast re-stepped and trailing rigging thrown     overboard.

Doddington panto Treasure Island by Alistair Clinton6. Singing yo-ho-ho in a slovenly manner, 15 lashes from fluffykins tail and a stern talking too!.

7. Failure to clap at the end of each scene is a major offence and penalty is a swift kick in the futtocks.

8. Anything else may result in having your dentures thrown overboard and your underwear used as a      spinnaker.

THE ORCHESTRA

GUITAR - Neville Legg & Ramsey Cowan
DRUMS - Peter Reynolds
PIANO - Sarah Bevan
FLUTE - Julie Hammond

TECHNICAL
LIGHTING - Mike Watts
CURTAINS - Nigel England

SCENE CHANGES
Geoff Streeting - Nigel England - Dean Scott - Pam Cowan

COSTUMES - Judy Potts
CARPENTRY & PROPS
Geoff Streeting, Les Roberts, John Gambell
PROMPTING - Pam Cowan
MOANING & SIGHING - Alistair Clinton

SCENERY PAINTING:
Sam & James Tappenden, Kathy Friend,
Nicky, Elizabeth & Alice Lord, Les & Faye Roberts,
Alistair & Millie Clinton, Sarah Bevan,
Neville & Ann Legg, Dawn Camilli, Sue Hanson,
Pam Cowan, Shona Forest

FRONT OF STAGE
Diane Streeting, Mary Chastney, Joan Boucher,
Ann Martin, Brian Martin, Eddie Glover, Joyce Glover,
Janet Howell, John Howell, Graham Cuthbert, Liz Cuthbert

THE CAST

JIM HAWKINS - Nicky Lord
WIDOW HAWKINS - Ann Legg
BILLY BONES - Ramsay Cowan
BARMAID HELGA - Sue Hanson
SQUIRE - Les Roberts
Dr LIVESEY - Simon Mallett
LONG JOHN SILVER (& Farmer) David Treadwell
BLIND PEW (& Farmer) Mark Tomkins
BARNEY McGREW (& Farmer) Shawn Holtum
TUFFTAT DIBBLE (& Farmer) Steve Head
GRUB (& Farmer) Graham (Ben) Benville
FARMER - Lucas Winzer
CAPTAIN SMALLBITS - Dawn Camilli
BEN GUNN - Julian Davis
INDIAN CHIEF - Simon Forest

CHEROKIDS
Harriet Kennerly, Kathleen Foulger, Emma Gambell, Nadine Gambell, Tanya Mary Haines, Alice Lord, Elizabeth Lord, Faye Roberts, Kelly Tompkins, Dawn Tompkins, , Holly May Treadwell,

LITTLE TEE TEES
Julie Hammond (Sat.Matinee & Sun Eve)
& Jacky Town (Sat Eve & Sun Matinee)

WOMAN WHO STANDS WITH FIST
Neville Legg

Click on Icons Below To Enlarge

A strange seafaring map arrives at the Benbow Inn
Billy Bones Arrives at the Benbow
Billy Bones is taken ill after 'addock a la Hawkins
After 'Addock a la Hawkins
Look mum a treasure map!
Treasure Map
Doctor & Squire
Jim looks for inspiraition
Jim disposes of bucket contents
Helga the barmaid isnt as dumb as she looks
Barmaid Helga
Blind Pew samples the local brew
Blind Pew trys a local brew!
The Pirates question Helga
Pirates Interrorgate Barmaid Helga Ja!
The Pirates look for new recruits
Pirates Recruiting
"In the Pirates"
Sing a pirate songSing a pirate song
HMS Doddington
Dr & Squire on
HMS Doddington
Captain Smallbits Inspects the crew
Captain Smallbits inspects the crew
Weigh Anchor
Weigh Anchor!
2 tonne 7ounzes
Jim comes on deck to get an apple from the apple barrel
Jim comes on deck to get an apple from the barrel
Jim in the barrel overhears the pirates evil plans
In the barrel Jim overhears the pirates evil plans

The pirates spit into the barrel
The Pirates spit into the barrel

Dirty mop water into the barrel
Dirty mop water into the barrel

What shall I do with these smelly fishheads John? - Into the barrel lad!
Bucket of smelly fish heads John?
Into the barrel lad.

What about last months spag bag John? Into the barrel lad
What about last months spag bag John?
Into the barrel lad.

Jim gets a taste of spag bag
Spag bag into the barrel on Jim!
Unhappy Jim gets out of the barrel
Jim gets out of the barrel!

Can you smell fish? Oh its you Jim!
Can you smell fish?
Oh its Jim!

Row ashore
Rowing ashore
Ben Gunn
Meet Ben Gunn
Got any cheese?
Got any Cheese ?
Theres no gold - just chocolate gold coins
Theres no gold, Its chocolate you wally!
Captain Smallbits & Mrs Hawkins have a 'tatty tate'
Captain & Mrs Hawkins have a 'tatty tate'
Captain Smallbits reveals the size of his weapon
Whose got a big weapon?
WI fencing champion Mrs Smallbits
Mrs Hawkins cuts the pirates down to size
Cannibal Indians
Cannibal Indians The Cherokids!
Marry 'Women who stands with fist' or we eat you
Chief gives choice Marry oldest daughter 'Woman who stands with fist' or be lunch
The Squire Accepts and will marry Woman who stands with fist
The Squire agrees to marry 'woman who stands with fist'
Enter 'Woman who stands with fist'
Enter 'Woman who stands with fist'
After Honeymoon teepee
Squire recovering after 'Honeymoon Teepee'
Its chocolate you wally
Jim reveals theres no treasure - Its chocolate you wally!
ben gunn lures the pirates to the Indians
Ben Gunn lures the pirates to the Indians
Kentucky Fried Pirate
Chief invites Ben to KFP (Kentucky Fried Pirate)
           

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